Well, it is late late on Friday night. Saturday morning, really.

Just getting in from your hot date? Decided to check your blog before you hop into bed? (Hopefully with your hot date?) That’s hot.

Dating is an all consuming topic on many levels. For teenagers, it is something that has to be navigated in very precise manner. For example, there is always the possibility that you’re hanging out with the wrong person and everyone else might decide that you’re gay.

Now, of course, you have your hot date. But others are not so lucky and have to worry about finally going on the date of the girl/boy of their dreams. Make sure they don’t see your blatant celebration. They may think you’re interested.

And then there’s the problem where if you are gay and then other people are uncomfortable it. Or aren’t uncomfortable with it, but have just had bad experiences involving it. Or are fundamentalist Christians and disown you.

Then again, your girlfriend may be exorcised and then blown up by old ladies who don’t want you to fall into sin. At least the best part about this is that when your good friend is nearly killed in a drive by shooting, she’ll be there to greet her in the underworld.

Keep this all in mind when you decide if you still like your hot date in the morning. Beer goggles are dangerous instruments.