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Wait A Minute… That’s Not Ooze

If you haven’t heard by now, today is Oozy Tuesday. Jeff Rowland and the infamous Poopmonster, aka: R. Stevens are declaring today a national holiday of raunchy, squirt gun fun. If you’re not sure what I’m speaking of, I’ll fill you in.

Hasbro has released a new summer toy, called “The Oozinator.” It is basically a water gun, but instead of water being shot out, a milky-white substance is sprayed instead. If you don’t believe me, then check the commercial out. The internet doesn’t lie.

So in honor of Oozy Tuesday, J-Ro and R. Stevens have created an homage of comic strips showing how wonderfully disgusting this new toy is. I’m heading to Toys’r’us as soon as possible to pick up my own ejaculating squirt gun.

Gahhh. That thing is a nightmare. Sure, it’s fun when you get it out of the box, but oh my God… refilling it takes FOREVER.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.

If you’re not sure what I’m speaking of, I’ll fill you in.

No, really…don’t. Please.

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